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The Top 12 Pregnancy Questions Have The BEST Answers! I Can’t Stop Laughing!

Pregnancy. Some people get it, and some people…well, some people just don’t! Pregnancy is a terrifying subject to some people, but for those of us that have gone through it (or been with someone who has gone through it) we understand that it is a necessary path to creating a family! Regardless of how much you may or may not know about pregnancy, we can ALL appreciate the hilarious answers to these questions! Yes, they are a bit sarcastic, but they answered these questions perfectly! I can’t stop laughing!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? 
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? 
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex? 
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? 
A: ‘Cause you’re fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational. 
A: So what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? 
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? 
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? 
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? 
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? 
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
 Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? 
A: When the kids are in college.

I agree. Pregnancy is most definitely a “tornado!” There is so much information to learn in such a small amount of time! Women rush to read everything they can get their hands on while they are pregnant, and it can be daunting to think about the fact that in less than 10 months, a real squirming human baby will be a part of your every waking (and sleeping, let’s be honest) moment. These answers are outrageous and I love them! Which one was your favorite?

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