Surely you’ve been in an awkward position at work before. A customer comes in and wants something that will most definitely get you fired. They try to convince you to do it, just this once, but you have to stand your ground even when they get pushy. So what would you do if you realized that the customer wanted something that was illegal as well as dangerous?! Probably exactly what this pharmacist did, if we’re all honest about it.
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
Oops! This husband made a huge mistake!! I really hope that his wife decides not to murder him for his transgressions…but if she does go through with it, I really can’t bring myself to blame her! What a scumbag! I hope that pharmacist made a copy of the photograph, too. He’s going to need it in court!
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