What do you do when you’ve got gas? That uncomfortable feeling of “holding it in” can be taboo to talk about in our society, but if you can’t get to a restroom, it can quickly be a HUGE problem! As I’ve gotten older, I will make time to escape to a bathroom. I don’t care who will think I have to go! We’re all human and it’s a part of our lives. (Plus, after raising kids, “going #2” is the least of my fears)
This woman decided to take a different approach…and she will NEVER live it down!
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for a holiday dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”.
The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!” A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “Run Skippy, get away from her before she craps on you!”
Yikes! She was so worried about getting up to “take care of her business” that she made everything so, so, SO much worse! This poor woman! I can understand that stressful amount of pressure that she was under, but I’m not sure what led her to make this terrible decision! There is no way that anyone will ever forget this holiday feast…I’m sure she’ll hear about it until the end of time! How embarrassing!
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