Getting annoyed at the small stuff happens sometimes. Sure, getting irrationally mad that there are no parking spaces at the grocery store is kind of a waste of energy. And being angry that your package has still not arrived even though the representative on the phone said it should have been delivered can be frustrating, but it isn’t worth ruining your entire day over. So when this husband came into the kitchen to find that dozens of flies had invaded the room, he probably should have been able to swat them down one by one…unfortunately, he was probably having too bad of a day to think rationally after the first 6 flies.
She heard some strange sounds coming from the kitchen. It sounded like her husband was throwing things! When she walked into the room, she was him with a flyswatter and a crazy look in his eyes. Someone had left the window open, and there were flies everywhere!
“What are you doing?!” She asked as he lunged forward to smack the flyswatter onto the table, nearly breaking a vase.
“Hunting flies!” He responded, eyeing his next target.
“How many have you killed so far?” She asked, looking around. There were a lot in the kitchen.
“Three males and two females,” he said, swatting at another one in mid-flight.
“How can you tell what they are…?” She asked, backing away from the business end of his swatter.
“Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone!”
Stereotypical generalizations aside, I would most likely also be miffed if that many flies somehow made it into my kitchen, too! This joke made me laugh out loud. I wasn’t expecting it. Funny!
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