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Mom Finds A Letter From Her 15-Year-Old Daughter That Broke Her Heart. Her Little Girl Was Gone Forever…

What would YOU do if you discovered this explanation after finding your 15-year-old daughter gone one day? No parent wants to find that their child has made a terrible mistake. While they may end up alright, we know that they don’t always truly understand the consequences of their actions. This mother is worried for her child, and as she continues to read the letter, her fears grow stronger…

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

This joke has been around for a really long time, and you may have read it in a “chain email” 20 years ago. It still makes people laugh, and for that reason, it will probably continue to be shared for 20 more! Kids are just too funny.

 


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