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If Dogs Could Call 911, This Is What They Would Say…

Have you ever wondered what goes through your dog’s mind? Seemingly unprovoked barking at 2A.M., frantic panting, curious looks…well, a group of strangers got together and came up with a hilarious list of reasons why their dogs would (probably) call 911, and we have to agree that these are the absolute BEST!

DOG: Hello, 911?! Somebody parked my neighbor’s car at my neighbor’s house and now they’re going INSIDE my neighbor’s house! I’m barking, but what else can I do?!

911: Run back and forth from the living room couch to the front door, it should help.


DOG: Hello, 911?! I’d like to report missing humans!

911: How long have they been missing?

DOG: Somewhere between 5 minutes and 2 years, I don’t really know, I have no sense of time!

911: Okay, what you’ll need to do is run around and bark. Then, continually scratch at the door until you create a hole big enough to escape your inevitable death and find your humans.


DOG: Hello, 911?! There is a human outside of my house!

911: Are they trying to break in?

DOG: No, but they are outside of my house!

911: Are they on your property?

DOG: No, but they’re outside of my house! I can see them!

911: Alright, be sure to leave a lot of nose-prints on your front window while you’re barking. There isn’t much else we can do.


DOG: Hello, 911?! My human is being nice to a cat!

911: We’re sending backup!


DOG: Hello, 911?! My human came home and is being followed by another human!

911: First, start barking. Can you identify the second human?

DOG: It looks like my other human and smells like my other human and sounds like my other human – oh, wait, it’s my other human! Thank goodness, I thought it was a murderer!


DOG: HELP! THERE ARE HORSES ON THE TELEVISION!

911: Where is your human?!

DOG: THEY’RE COMING CLOSER! I’M BARKING BUT THEY WON’T STOP! WE’RE GONNA DIE!

911: Keep calm, the horses will stop if you launch yourself at the television.

DOG: OKAY THANK YOU!

It sounds like my dog may have made most of these phone calls himself…

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