Those flashing red and blue lights in the rear view mirror are enough to make anyone’s heart skip a beat! That feeling of panic and anxiety can sink in quickly, and it can be even worse if you know you were speeding well over the speed limit. Even if you aren’t sure why you’re being pulled over, the tension can run pretty high in a stressful situation like this, and sometimes we don’t act as intelligently as we should…this guy seemed to have a harder time than most…
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?”
The wife smiles demurely and says, “You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.”
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Darn it, woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”
The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”
The driver says, “Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”
The wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, “WHY DON’T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?”
“Only when he’s been drinking.”
Oh, snap! This wife has clearly had enough of her husband’s antics! What had he done to make her so incredibly upset, I wonder? I don’t know, as much as he was in the wrong, she was clearly selling him out on purpose! He must have really made her mad to get this kind of treatment from her! Yikes! This is so terrible!
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