Accomplished War Hero And Fireman Given Hilarious Obituary By Best Friend (Probably!)

Have you thought about your obituary? What will people say about you, when you inevitably pass on? Most obituaries are respectful and somber, listing extended family members left behind and various accomplishments in life…but William Ziegler’s amazing obituary has many people wishing that they had known him in life instead of finding out about this awesome dude from an obituary.

This obituary reflects Ziegler’s modesty as a human being. His efforts in life were glossed over sarcastically, somehow highlighting his brave actions in the process. After joining the Navy and receiving countless medals and awards, he “only stuck it out for one war,” and “promptly retired” after spending 25 years as a fire fighter. Making light of his impressive actions makes him relatable, and we can picture him sipping a beer and saying “oh, those medals? Yeah, I got ’em in some war once. No big deal.” That’s a guy we’d like to meet one day.
8.12a9William Ziegler escaped this mortal realm on Friday, July 29, 2016 at the age of 69. We think he did it on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending presidential election.
He leaves behind four children, five grand- children, and the potted meat industry, for which he was an unofficial spokesman until dietary restrictions forced him to eat real food. William volunteered for service in the United States Navy at the ripe old age of 17 and immediately realized he didn’t much enjoy being bossed around. He only stuck it out for one war. Before his discharge, however, the government exchanged numerous ribbons and medals for various honorable acts.
Upon his return to the City of New Orleans in 1971, thinking it best to keep an eye on him, government officials hired William as a fireman. After twenty-five years, he suddenly realized that running away from burning buildings made more sense than running toward them. He promptly retired. Looking back, William stated that there was no better group of morons and mental patients than those he had the privilege of serving with (except Bob, he never liked you, Bob).
Following his wishes, there will not be a service, but well-wishers are encouraged to write a note of farewell on a Schaefer Light beer can and drink it in his honor. He was never one for sentiment or religiosity, but he wanted you to know that if he owes you a beer, and if you can find him in Heaven, he will gladly allow you to buy him another. He can likely be found forwarding tasteless internet jokes (check your spam folder, but don’t open these at work).
Expect to find an alcoholic dog named Judge passed out at his feet. Unlike previous times, this is not a ploy to avoid creditors or old girlfriends. He assures us that he is gone. He will be greatly missed.

Published in The Times-Picayune on Aug. 12, 2016.

This guy knew how to live.

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