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A Woman Is Excited For An Upcoming Vacation, But She Has The WORST Hair Stylist! This Woman Is TERRIBLE!

Have you ever been so excited for something that you just had to tell everyone within earshot? When we have big news, we love to talk about it. It’s exciting, it’s new, and most of all, we just can’t wait! The giddy expectation that comes along with a long vacation or a big life event is one of the best feelings…this woman decided to tell her hair stylist all about the exciting trip, but her stylist MUST have been having a bad day! This is awful!

A woman who was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband mentioned the trip to the hairdresser.

“Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? asked the hairdresser. “It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?”

“We’re taking Continental,” she replied. “We got a great rate!”

“Continental?” exclaimed the hairdresser.” That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?”

“We’ll be at this exclusive little place over on the Tiber River called Teste.”

“Don’t go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it’s really a dump.”

“We’re going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.”

“That’s rich,” laughed the hairdresser. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it.”

A month later, the woman came in for another hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

“It was wonderful,” explained the woman, “not only were we on time in one of Continental’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.”

“And the hotel was great! They’d just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it’s a jewel, one of the finest hotels in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner’s suite at no extra charge!”

“Well,” muttered the hairdresser, “that’s all well and good, but I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”

“Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican , a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me..”

“Oh, really! What’d he say ?”

He asked me, “Where did you get that lousy haircut?

This is an old joke that has been told and retold for the last 50 or 60 years…but it never stops being funny! When I first heard it, my grandpa told it to me and my sisters about a man and his barber down in the South. The point of the joke back then was to teach us “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” Grandpa was keen on teaching us lessons through story-telling, and to this day I still remember that he told us this tale after he caught me and my sister being mean to a neighborhood kid. I will never forget this lesson. Have you heard this one before?

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