When a relationship ends, leaving the bitterness and anger behind can be a really difficult thing to do. Most of the time, we can ignore the little twinge of pain and regret when we think about a relationship that failed, but it can be impossible to squash those feelings completely if their name comes up in casual conversation. Normally, we don’t wish that terrible things would happen to them, but we don’t want them to be completely happy, either. We’re human. We instinctively like revenge…and this woman is apparently the QUEEN of revenge!
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.”
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your cheating ex-husband will get 10 times more or better!”
The woman said, “That would be okay,” and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your ex-husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.”
The woman replied, “That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will regret cheating on me.”
So, KAZAM – she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That will be okay because I will still be the richest woman in the world.”
So, KAZAM she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever – Don’t mess with them.
For those first two wishes, I wasn’t sure where she was going with this! I thought, “wow, she must be the sweetest woman in the entire world!!” And then…that punchline! I nearly spit out my water when I read it! Of all the things she could have asked for…hilarious! What would YOU wish for if you were given this same opportunity?! Oh, the possibilities…
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