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He Thought She Was Celebrating Their ESCAPE From A Near-Death Experience…But Then She Said THIS!

Car accidents. They are so incredibly inconvenient! Someone isn’t paying attention to the rules of the road, and most of the time, nothing happens. Someone ran a stoplight, but there was no traffic so there was no problems. Someone didn’t realize they were in a turning lane and swerved suddenly to get out of it, but there weren’t any other cars around so no one got hurt. People make mistakes and don’t pay attention – hey, it happens everyday. But then there are times when there is traffic getting in the way, and there are cars in the lane you just swerved into. Those are the worst…and it’s even more annoying when it is CLEARLY someone else’s fault!

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but my bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, takes a grateful mouthful and then hands it back to the woman, just happy to be alive. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

Oh no! Seriously, I can’t believe he fell for this. I would hope that he would be able to prove that it was her wine that he had just sipped, but I don’t think this story happened in the time when surveillance cameras had been invented yet…I hope the responding officer was understanding! Or at least investigated just a little bit. I sure do feel bad for this guy. Note to self: never drink after an accident. You would think this would be common sense! Right?!

 


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